Wednesday Burrito Lunch Date After two visits with a psychiatrist, he was able to determine that I am not bipolar, and I am not schizoph...

Confession: the thing I was most worried about when it came to giving birth wasn’t the pain (bring on the drugs!) it was what it would do...

My parents will be pleased to know that I arrived at college with my virginity intact. Not that this is something to be proud of or to wave ...

Henri Matisse - study for "pink nude" charcoal on paper,  34 x 48 cm, private collection - 1935 As part of the WonderBra ...

When women get drunk, we talk about all sorts of things.  Like, crazy stuff that would blow your mind if you were a fly on the wall.  For in...

First things first, I stole this from schmutzie . Things That I Don't Do Anymore: 1. Mud wrestle. 2. Take long luxurious baths unt...

At the age of 35 I should know better. Or at least, I feel like I should know better. I seem to have two patterns when life gets stressful –...

Okay fellas, I have a secret to tell you. You may think that my breasts are this perky , my ass that perfectly rounded and my legs this sha...

Somewhere between my first and second dose of cough syrup with codeine this afternoon, it came to me. Every woman should wear crotchless pan...

As my birthday looms closer and closer , I find myself trying to figure out how in some ways it feels like I blinked and this year was over ...

We had been playing Russian roulette with my uterus for months. It's true. And while infrequency might be said to be a form of birth con...

In an effort to lighten the f*ck up, I thought I'd write about one of my favourite topics : boobs. What's not to like about boobs? ...

I learned a song when I was in college called " How Do You Keep the Music Playing ". I was 19 and that was 15 full years ago (dam...

I have a mouth like a sailor. I know it isn't "ladylike" to swear/curse/use expletives, but my dog, I LOVE doing it. Mind you,...

A few months ago, I wrote about how I wanted to see someone's va-jay-jay . Now before you get all up in arms thinking I'm a horribl...

I am an expert at making " it " weird. What is " it ", you ask? " It " can be anything, really - like calling ...

Ever since I can remember, I have had a thing for redheads. I had a sweet spot for Archie (Reggie was such an ass!), thought Boris Becker wa...

A few years ago, I had a marketing job working for a credit card company. I won't name it specifically, but it is the one that starts wi...

I thought I was done talking about va-jay-jays and ladytown . Colour me surprised, there is still more to say. Imagine my shock when I got ...

There is no easy way to broach this subject, it's downright awkward. Since I seem incapable of discussing this face-to-face with you, I ...