I'm a slaaaaaaaave for you.

I woke up this morning to the sound of a car alarm going off outside my bedroom window. That was great, especially since I have had a headache for the past two days and the alarm continued honking for over an hour. Good times. Makes me even more cranky, which leads to me being judgmental. Britney Spears is such a fucking car wreck, and once again I can't look away. I look at her and all I can think is "you poor, stupid, uneducated girl. Why would you want to marry someone who is willing to leave his pregnant wife baby mama and child for you? Do you really want that type of man? I mean, how will you feel when he does this to you?" It looks to me, from this picture, that Tony Pierce is right and Britbot is in fact 'expecting'. I suppose that at least when her wankster of a husband deserts her and moves to Vegas to live off of whatever they agreed to in their prenup she will have her millions of dollars to wipe away her tears with. It could be worse, she could be trashy and broke, instead of trashy and loaded. If I were Justin Timberlake, I would be feeling mighty relieved that I didn't end up tied to this crazy girl. If I were Christina Aguilera, I'd be all "yeah, look at you now - - HAHAHAHAHAHA".