bucket list
to do:
- not die in a parachute/hand gliding collision
- take a vacation at one of those hedonist resorts (because watching people do stuff while they are drunk and naked is awesome)
- become a decent photographer (so I can take pictures of naked people)
- go to one of those spa resorts in Arizona for a month (where my boobs will miraculously get perkier and my tummy will get flatter - all without diet or exercise!)
- not suck at gardening (and maybe even harvest vegetables and non-poisonous berries)
- learn how to build a deck
completed:
- be short (yay me!)
- dye my hair a primary colour (unfortunate)
- learn how to quilt
- get 2 degrees in jazz voice (because that will be really helpful in uh, getting jobs... right?)
- get my photo taken with two police officers on horses while I am completely smashed and dressed in a veil and drinking redbull and vodka out of a flesh coloured dildo flask
- sit in Butch Carter's box at the ACC and see the Dixie Chicks in concert
- puke at the top of Pikes Peak in Colorado
- learn how to rock climb (one of those indoor places will suffice, I don't need to fall off the side of a mountain)
- take a life drawing class (nude people!)
- write a novel about mermaids (topless people!)
likely to go unfulfilled:
- see Shirley Horn live in concert (rip Shirley)
- be tall (hey there are always stilts...)
- have a twin sister (though my friend Alana comes pretty darn close)
