I run things
scott (aka hub, partner in crime, baby daddy)
the guy who writes raptorblog
max (aka kid #1, maxilla, maxwell hunter)
the kid who eats all our food
cameron (kid #2, cam, cammie, cameron elizabeth, grumbelina)
proof that karma exists
nana (scott’s mom, lorraine, one super brave lady)
always ready with a cookie and a smile
bumpa (scott’s dad, dave)
max’s favourite jungle gym, cammie's favourite story reader
grandma (aka my mom, elizabeth)
that’s doctor Elizabeth to you
grandad (aka ian, cookie monster)
willing to share cookies with grandkids (but nobody else)
jennifer (aka my bff, aunt jenny)
writer, chef and witness to max’s birth
christine (aka my other bff, aunt christine)
most photogenic person I know, witness to cam’s birth
chris (aka scott’s bro, uncle chris)
expert assembler of toys, super techy, dark & handsome
dan (aka my younger bro, uncle dan)
smarty pants, chef extraordinaire
david (aka my older bro, uncle david, doc)
nuclear physicist (I’m not shitting you, he really is a rocket doctor)
haschmo (aka my sis-in-law, aunt h)
more fun that you can shake a stick at
zevi (my nephew, david & h’s kid)
eyes you could lose yourself in
samba (aka ghost cat)
eats, shits, barfs, hides, makes my eyes puffy
lulu (foodie sophisticate and the most in the know person I know)
will run the world one day, or maybe already does
chris (aka my fav designer)
my concert bf
alana (aka soul sister)
incredible artist, righteous harp player and singer (but totally sucks at tambourine)
jay (alana’s partner in crime, lucky guy)
can’t think of anything he can’t play (does not suck at tambourine)