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Live Blog: Grey's Anatomy Season Premiere

Oh yeah...I forgot about the bloodbath thing....

Oh cool, let's just skip past the blood bath cleanup...you know, we're all good.  Man, McDreamy has AGED over the summer.  And Meredith is PISSED that she hasn't been cleared for surgery.  Pissed is not a good look on her.  Oh yeah, and Chief Webber is back - about damn time.

I can already tell I'm going to need a vodka and soda to get through this episode.  Make it a double...

Yang and the redhead are getting hitched.  Cool beans.

Awh - big koom-by-yah circle of fucked up surgeons.  Weee....littlegrey needs to shut up already.

Red wants to bond with McDreamy because now they're both going to be married to the "twisted sisters".  Nice.

Awh, there's Bailey - reliving the worst day of her life.  Man - do you remember how creepy it was when she got dragged out from under that bed?  Wowsers.  It was so bad that she ditched that fine hot man and headed for the hills.  That's messed up.

McDreamy talks about snapping some kid's face in half and the mom is not stoked.  Meredith tells the mom all of the possible side effects of the surgery.  No good... McDreamy doesn't like her raining on his parade.

--Commercial! Where's that drink??--

Our favourite surgical asshole is back to being a super duper asshole.  Quel surprise.  Nice...talking about getting tail.  He's a crass ass.  "I've had too much crazy for one life time." I'll give him that.

McSteamy is mad that lilgrey gets to operate.  Therapist thinks she is okeedokee to start cutting.

Red and his bffthwtf (bff that he wants to fuck) are operating together and they are cool.  ummm...

docs commiserate in the basement about how they should all be dead.  Karev gets cleared.  Now it's only Yang and Meredith that don't get to cut.

Bailey is back and clearly not okay.  She starts ordering everyone around pronto and all is right with the world.  Bowel impaction.  Hot.

McSteamy gets head shrunk because he "quit his job".  He relives getting shot...heavy.  His new motto is "think less and just do".  I could get with that.

The hall monitor surgeon apologizes for getting McDreamy shot.  He's having none of it.  He blames himself.  Now he's in fancy SUV driving like a maniac to hip hop music.  Right...holy shit - we're at the half way point already?  Nothing has happened.  I am underwhelmed.  Where's that drink?

Oh snap! the therapist is getting jiggy with Teddy!  Meredith is not a happy camper.  She wants to cut.  And she wants to cut now.  Therapist doesn't think she is being honest, so she is basically screwed.

Flashback - Meredith has her feet in the stirrups.  Oh right...she had a miscarriage.  Sad face.  Yeah, she is not okay.  And she never told McDreamy?  That's not healthy.

Hot Paediatrician Lesbian confides in Teddy about not wanting her girlfriend to propose to her.

Webber tells McDreamy he is large and in charge.  He questions McDreamy on whether or not he is ready to cut.  McDreamy says "HELL YEAH!!"

Poor kid.  I hope McDreamy doesn't snap his face in half.  That would suck.  That buzz saw sounds gross.  Makes me want to wretch.  Good thing I'm not in the operating room. I'd be a horrible surgeon.  Everyone sits in the observation deck and looks blown away.

There's the tumour.  Meredith freaks out and drags Yang out of the observation room.  Meredith tries to talk Yang out of marrying the redhead.  Whoa...Meredith and Yang are soul mates.  I never knew.  Yang thinks Meredith needs to spill the beans to McSteamy about the miscarriage....song in the background goes "rain down, rain down on me"....deep.

--commercial!! I really should get off my ass and go get that drink...--

Man, I hope The Practice isn't a drag.  That midwife died and all, but they have got to get back into the swing of things.

And we're back.  Yang is getting shrunk.  She is not playing ball.  She peruses her bridal mag.  She's nuts.  Or, to quote her "you're either born simple or you're born me".  She is not okay with having had a gun held to her head while operating.  Understandable really.

Flashback to her acting like a weirdo and the red head coming over to hang out.  I've always had a thing for red heads... he promises to never go anywhere.  Definite marriage material.  Oh...there's the ring.  Smart guy - get her while she's down.

Bailey is leaving the building and THERE IS HER HOT MANS!!  He feels bad because while she had her hand in her dying intern's chest, getting covered with blood, her main man was playing golf.  She goes into that "you are a good man" bit...apparently he's perfect and she is busy holding herself together with tape and glue and she can't forgive him for golfing while she almost died.  So then they could both be screwed up.  She just needs to be quiet and go home with him.  He's hot stuff.  I'd let him make me feel better if I were here.

Hot doc decides "this shit ain't worth it" and heads for the hills.  Awh...poor Bailey.  I don't think she really wanted that.  But now they get to have hot makeup sex later in the season.

OH SNAP! McDreamy wants to make a baby and Meredith is like "whoa!!".

Kid with his face snapped in half is freaking out.  I would too!!  His face is messed UP!  Apparently what he is experiencing is not a dying pain...it's a healing pain...a living pain.  DUDE!  Give the kid some morphine and shut your mouth! Two seconds ago you were trying to get down with your lady in storage closet! wtf do you know how he's feeling?

Wait...what is Meredith doing in jail?  Oh...it's McDreamy in jail?  What did I miss?  Now lilgrey and Karev are acting all weird.  He's a dog.

Crazy eyes, tight dress.  Uhh...

McSteamy is drowning his sorrows with George's ex...can't remember her name.  She asks the hot blonde paed to move in with her.  She's all "uh...yes, I'll move in to that place I already live in anyway".

Meredith tells the redhead that McDreamy isn't coming and can someone else do the bestman thing? Meredith goes to check on Yang who gives her some lip about Meredith's stupid post-it wedding (which in truth, was kind of lame).  Yang wants to know what's up with red, Meredith sez "he's perfect".

YO! What is UP with Yang's hair?  It looks like a matted up skunk curled up on her head.  Unfortunate.

I forgot how annoying the outro narrative is with Meredith waxing all deep and poetic about life.  Sheesh.  She needs to shut it.

...so...how did McDreamy end up in jail again?  Or am I just making that up?

Yang seals the deal.  I hope he doesn't go all warzone crazy on her and strangle her in her sleep again.

And, we're out.  Preview of next week...gets cut off by ABC.  Jerks.

Live Blog: 2010 Grammys.

• 8:50 PM: FickleFeline Are you ready? The celebs are sitting their asses down for the big show. So go to the bathroom, get your snacks and tune in.


• 8:53 PM: FickleFeline Awh, what a difference a year makes...there is Rihanna, looking fab. Not performing, but if I were her...well, if I were her, I'd be naked in the frozen food section of my grocery store...


• 8:55 PM: FickleFeline I think there are more tv and movie stars than musicians on the red carpet..and use the term "musicians" loosely.


• 9:00 PM: FickleFeline I wonder how long we have to wait for the old guy that comes out every year to shake his finger at the television audience and inform us all that illegal downloading is killing the music industry. I'm guessing sometime in hour 2...


• 9:01 PM: FickleFeline Lady Gaga = the new Madonna? I don't entirely understand her. But I think she has a wonderful collection of eyewear.


• 9:02 PM: FickleFeline lol - she can barely move in those ridiculous shoes.


• 9:04 PM: FickleFeline elton john? wow. And someone rubbed her down in dirt. I can't decide who has better sunglasses, Lady Gaga or Elton?


• 9:05 PM: FickleFeline Her parents must be so proud. All those piano lessons paid off. And now she is coverd in soot and sequins and wearing black lipstick on a world stage!


• 9:08 PM: FickleFeline 52nd annual grammy awards...who knew. Colbert says hello to Taylor Swift and Jay-z, who is chewing his gum like a cow chewing cudd.


• 9:09 PM: FickleFeline Colbert isn't doing it for me...not funny.


• 9:11 PM: FickleFeline Cheap shot at Susan Boyle. I dunno if I'm okay with that. She SHOULD be there.


• 9:12 PM: FickleFeline Song of the year - lol - on Colbert's iPad! HAH. I home Beyonce wins for Put a Ring On It.


• 9:13 PM: FickleFeline Yay Beyonce! (Note to self, download off itunes...)


• 9:14 PM: FickleFeline WHAT? Beyonce can't hussle her ass on stage to pick up her Grammy? That's BIG time. And they are getting played out. That's 1 play out. Let's start counting the # of people who get screwed out of saying thank you to Jesus.


• 9:14 PM: designmojo Jlo looks like a dude


• 9:14 PM: designmojo As kooky as gaga is, she does have a great singing voice


• 9:14 PM: Stephanie I can't believe Elton John let someone rub soot all over him!


• 9:14 PM: designmojo She's a monster!!


• 9:14 PM: Stephanie She perplexes me.


• 9:14 PM: FickleFeline Jlo does look like a dude.


• 9:15 PM: FickleFeline Who is this singer? And why do I care about her.


• 9:16 PM: FickleFeline omg...big choir! It wouldn't be an awards show if there wasn't a choir. Poor Green Day. I bet they hate themselves a little bit.


• 9:17 PM: Stephanie Are they not doing intros to the music? I feel like nothing makes sense. Who are the chicks singing with Green Day and who are the random people raising their fists in the air behind them?


• 9:17 PM: FickleFeline LOVE the fake mosh pit in front of the stage. I bet those kids had to win a contest or something...


• 9:18 PM: FickleFeline I think they are in some musical...or maybe they are Haitian orphans (too soon?)


• 9:18 PM: designmojo Is this the cast of glee? If not, this doesn't make sense


• 9:18 PM: FickleFeline It is NOT Glee...they are better than this. This is super lame.


• 9:19 PM: Stephanie I have ADD. I'm bored already.


• 9:19 PM: FickleFeline Billy Joe just lost some of his hotness factor.


• 9:19 PM: FickleFeline Beyonce is going to perform. THEN the award for best country album. Gotta go find my shit kickers...


• 9:20 PM: designmojo Choir practice is the new punk


• 9:21 PM: FickleFeline I only wish it had been that cool when I was in high school. Man, imagine the dates I would have gotten...


• 9:22 PM: FickleFeline I'm going to need a stiff drink to make it through this show. Thinking rye and coke might do the trick.


• 9:22 PM: Stephanie Good thing choir wasn't the new punk when I was in school. I sing like a small animal being tortured.


• 9:23 PM: FickleFeline As long as you sing with joy in your heart, that is all that matters ;-)


• 9:24 PM: Stephanie There is rarely joy ANYWHERE when I sing!!


• 9:24 PM: FickleFeline Most of these "singers" are fairly limited in their vocal talent I suspect. But they have the look...which is super important to me when I'm listening to music.


• 9:24 PM: Stephanie Holy Star Trek dress on Kristen Bell.


• 9:24 PM: FickleFeline Bon Jovi?? Where is my lighter?


• 9:25 PM: FickleFeline What's up with Kristen Bell's hair? Looks like she hasn't washed it in 3 days. Trust me, I'm familiar with this look...


• 9:25 PM: designmojo I heart Taylor swift


• 9:25 PM: FickleFeline I don't know any of these country songs. I am clearly not the target market.


• 9:26 PM: FickleFeline Chris, you are a dog and she is a child.


• 9:27 PM: Stephanie Love the blue colour on her but she needs to improve her posture. It makes the back of her dress look odd.


• 9:27 PM: FickleFeline She won 2 earlier...glad Taylor clarified that this is the 1st time she has accepted an award on NATIONAL television. Got news for you kid, it's a little more than national tv. And the star of some tv show is coming up to present...


• 9:28 PM: FickleFeline BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


• 9:28 PM: FickleFeline omg - this is like rhythm nation 2010.


• 9:29 PM: Stephanie She looks scary fierce. Like actually a bit scary.


• 9:29 PM: FickleFeline She just grabbed her crotch! Wonderful.


• 9:30 PM: FickleFeline I wonder how much makeup she is wearing to make her nose look like that?


• 9:30 PM: designmojo beyonce sings a little too hard. Sounds like her vocal chords are going to burst


• 9:31 PM: FickleFeline I would like to see that. High entertainment value. I wonder if Jay-z would run up on the stage and grab the mic and start rapping...


• 9:31 PM: FickleFeline I hope she's wearing booty shorts under that dress! omg - she is covering ALANIS!


• 9:32 PM: Stephanie Um... WTF? Alanis, really?


• 9:32 PM: designmojo She's going to do a Huey Lewis cover next


• 9:32 PM: Moustachio I thought I saw lady gaga dressed in that at pride once


• 9:33 PM: FickleFeline Hah! I like the idea of Beyonce wearing Lady Gaga's hand-me-downs!


• 9:33 PM: FickleFeline I just wanted to hear that Put A Ring on It song... sad face.


• 9:33 PM: Stephanie Holy hannah hair flipping!


• 9:34 PM: FickleFeline I think I need a wind machine and really good lighting in my life. It would improve my appearance and also be a lot of fun.


• 9:35 PM: FickleFeline Seal (hawt) and upside down Pink and Miley. And Slash and t-pain and Jamie Fox. So, you know, don't tune out.


• 9:37 PM: FickleFeline bathroom break!! brb


• 9:41 PM: FickleFeline wait - did I miss something ? I thought she was going to be upside down.


• 9:41 PM: Stephanie Again, I'm confused. Is that brief mention by Seal all Leonard Cohen gets?


• 9:42 PM: designmojo Boring song pink. NEXT!


• 9:42 PM: FickleFeline And is pink making a statement with this dress? I think it would be much more effective if she wore Hijab.


• 9:42 PM: designmojo Whoa now she's naked. Ok fine


• 9:43 PM: Stephanie I think her new ensemble just un-bored me.


• 9:43 PM: FickleFeline Whoops...looks like she just took her clothes off. And down she is swinging in a big hankerchief.


• 9:43 PM: FickleFeline I imagine she is lip syncing at this point. This swinging around is a bit gratuitous imo.


• 9:44 PM: Stephanie Naked and wet... I'm at a loss.


• 9:44 PM: designmojo How artsy Fartsy is this Swinging thingamajig


• 9:44 PM: FickleFeline damn, those upside down backup trapeze artists are super talented. I wish I could do that upside down splits thing...while covered in gold.


• 9:44 PM: FickleFeline Wait, she's dripping water now? Wha happened?


• 9:45 PM: FickleFeline Pink has a fantastic ass.


• 9:45 PM: designmojo I'm sure the audience appreciates the shower


• 9:45 PM: FickleFeline Standing O! My goodness. Even Santana got up!


• 9:46 PM: Stephanie That is a very shiny suit, Keith Urban.


• 9:46 PM: FickleFeline Keith sounds like he has a bit of an Aussie accent...


• 9:46 PM: designmojo on a side note, Raptors win!!! ;)


• 9:47 PM: FickleFeline Hah. Scott is asleep on the couch downstairs! Game taped...don't tell anyone.


• 9:47 PM: FickleFeline I don't know any of these bands...I feel soooooooooooooo old. The Ting Tings?


• 9:47 PM: Stephanie He is Australian, noÉ


• 9:47 PM: FickleFeline Or maybe I just don't like country


• 9:48 PM: FickleFeline No, he's american! Married to Nicole Kidman.


• 9:48 PM: Stephanie That was supposed to be a ?


• 9:48 PM: Stephanie No, no. He's Aussie too. I think.


• 9:48 PM: FickleFeline dunno... I am confused...


• 9:49 PM: designmojo Kieth is filipino


• 9:49 PM: Stephanie Born in NZ raised in AU. I Googled himn ;)


• 9:49 PM: FickleFeline www.answers.com


• 9:49 PM: Stephanie Sorry baby helping me type.


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline you learn something new every day!


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline I hope I promptly forget that...


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline Chris, we are all filipino at heart.


• 9:52 PM: FickleFeline Too bad we are getting the boring Canadian commercials. I imagine there are some good ones in the US!


• 9:53 PM: Stephanie While watching Superbowl can we egg the TV during the anti-choice commercials?


• 9:54 PM: FickleFeline We can symbolically egg the tv, yes.


• 9:54 PM: FickleFeline Miley's voice makes me want to cut my ears off.


• 9:55 PM: FickleFeline The Black Eyed Peas...remember when they worked with Estero and had some cred?


• 9:55 PM: Stephanie But, dare I say, she looks rather cute and age appropriate?


• 9:55 PM: FickleFeline Is that Richard Simmons dancing in the background?


• 9:56 PM: FickleFeline I'm a be. I'm a be.


• 9:57 PM: FickleFeline I think the drummer is that 3 year old kid I saw on youtube last week: www.youtube.com


• 9:59 PM: FickleFeline I got a feeling...that we all hope this shit ends soon.


• 9:59 PM: FickleFeline Costume designers for the Grammys really went all out with those robot costumes.


• 10:00 PM: FickleFeline Those fools will stand for ANYTHING. Oooo....Jonas Brothers!!


• 10:00 PM: Deaignmojo Those low rent transformers are funny lookin


• 10:01 PM: FickleFeline I think they should call the Grammys the "Entertainer" awards. The musicians on the stage are few and far between.


• 10:03 PM: FickleFeline But the Jonas Brothers ARE kind of cute, if we're being honest.


• 10:04 PM: FickleFeline Michael Jackson tribute...that should be interesting. Not sure what Carrie Underwood has to offer...


• 10:04 PM: Stephanie I may never look at you the same again.


• 10:05 PM: FickleFeline Hey, that's ok. I only really like the one in the middle.


• 10:05 PM: FickleFeline I'm into virgins (lol).


• 10:05 PM: FickleFeline Yet another group I have never heard of. I am old.


• 10:05 PM: Stephanie Although you are a woman who finds JT hot so what should I expect? ;|)


• 10:05 PM: FickleFeline Oh wait, they are country.


• 10:06 PM: FickleFeline DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. He is sex on a stick.


• 10:06 PM: FickleFeline This group is lame sauce.


• 10:07 PM: Stephanie yawn....


• 10:07 PM: FickleFeline I guess there are a lot of people out there who dig country music. Huh.


• 10:08 PM: FickleFeline I said I wouldn't call, but I'm a little drunk, and I need you now. LMAO.


• 10:08 PM: FickleFeline Well, country songs are honest, if nothing else.


• 10:09 PM: FickleFeline best comedy album! Yay! Something I could use in my life.


• 10:10 PM: FickleFeline I hope Patton Oswalt wins.


• 10:10 PM: Stephanie The fix was in on that one.


• 10:11 PM: FickleFeline For sure. But Patton is way funnier. I'm glad that Colbert thanked Jesus. Very appropriate.


• 10:11 PM: FickleFeline 2nd person to get played off! OUCH!


• 10:12 PM: FickleFeline Ringo and Norah Jones? Can you even imagine if they performed instead of presenting? she'd be all "hey Ringo, you play drums about as good as that chick in the White Stripes"


• 10:13 PM: Deaignmojo LOVE Spinal Tap!!!!!


• 10:13 PM: FickleFeline I know...so good.


• 10:14 PM: Deaignmojo LOVE Norah even more!! Gosh


• 10:14 PM: FickleFeline She's pretty cute, and talented.


• 10:15 PM: Deaignmojo She's in my top 5 ;)


• 10:15 PM: FickleFeline Wow, that's pretty good...you must really like her! Is it the voice?


• 10:16 PM: FickleFeline Thinking...is it going to be a Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift & Beyonce night? And where is Kanye?


• 10:17 PM: Stephanie Who votes for the Grammy's anyway?


• 10:17 PM: Deaignmojo She's pretty much got it all. I think anyway


• 10:17 PM: FickleFeline I think the members of the blahblahblah.


• 10:18 PM: FickleFeline Norah's hair is not good. It confuses and concerns me.


• 10:18 PM: FickleFeline Umm...I don't have any of the records of the year. Not even Beyonce.


• 10:18 PM: Deaignmojo How dare u! Haha


• 10:18 PM: Deaignmojo Nobody will top beyonce. She's taking the big prize


• 10:19 PM: FickleFeline Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Kings of Leon? Beyonce just spit on Jay-z's shoe.


• 10:20 PM: Stephanie Still confused.


• 10:20 PM: FickleFeline Robert Downey Jr...he is a bit sexy.


• 10:21 PM: FickleFeline The Royal Grammaphonic Society...maybe that is who votes!


• 10:21 PM: FickleFeline oh my. Now even opera is taking a hit. That intro made zero sense. This is a circus.


• 10:22 PM: FickleFeline But, I am happy to admit, I have "Blame it on the alcohol" downloaded. Class act, I know. I heart Jamie Fox.


• 10:22 PM: FickleFeline LIVE AUTOTUNE. Wow. I just died a little bit inside.


• 10:23 PM: Deaignmojo Jamie is clearly not singing. Lovely.


• 10:23 PM: Stephanie The Crazy Hair Pea is lovin' it.


• 10:23 PM: FickleFeline t-pain and Jamie sound exactly the same. Also, I need to buy my husband a white suit.


• 10:23 PM: Stephanie Jay-Z looks like he wants to like it but isn't quite sure.


• 10:24 PM: FickleFeline I happen to love the line "my seat's all wet in my ride"


• 10:24 PM: Stephanie Dude, Scott dancing like a maniac in a white suit would be beyond awesome. For realz.


• 10:24 PM: FickleFeline Maybe we can get him to put on a half time show for us next week...


• 10:24 PM: FickleFeline uh oh, there is a really large woman on the stage and slash just came out.


• 10:25 PM: Deaignmojo WTF is going on?!


• 10:25 PM: Stephanie Nice to see that Slash put on the "good" leather pants for the occasion.


• 10:25 PM: FickleFeline My head is going to explode. They are going to sample Carmina Burana any minute, I just know it.


• 10:26 PM: FickleFeline I think Slash and Jamie should kiss now.


• 10:26 PM: FickleFeline JUSTIN BIEBERS!


• 10:26 PM: Stephanie Don't go there, cougar!


• 10:26 PM: FickleFeline omg, he just mixed up Beyonce and Bon Jovi. Lol. I hope they play Living On a Prayer!


• 10:26 PM: Stephanie Kidding ;)


• 10:27 PM: Deaignmojo I don't like this Kisha character. I don't know why


• 10:27 PM: Stephanie My vote is definitely for Living on a Prayer.


• 10:27 PM: FickleFeline Hey, I have my lighter ready.


• 10:28 PM: Deaignmojo +1 living on a prayer


• 10:28 PM: FickleFeline Kisha...what is her deal? Did I mention I'm old?


• 10:28 PM: FickleFeline we should probably go vote, right?


• 10:30 PM: Stephanie Kisha... I refuse to do the dollar sign in her name. She always looks totally hammered or completely disinterested. I don't get it. We must be too old.


• 10:30 PM: FickleFeline I think we are. It's ok. It was bound to happen.


• 10:31 PM: Deaignmojo Her song is such a terrible gaga rip! #haterade


• 10:32 PM: FickleFeline Katie Perry and Alice Cooper? omg...


• 10:32 PM: FickleFeline maybe they will snack on some doves.


• 10:32 PM: FickleFeline okay, I know all the rock groups...this is good...


• 10:33 PM: Stephanie I'm not sure Dave Matthews qualifies as rock.


• 10:33 PM: FickleFeline Ok, confession, I have a wee bit of a crush on the lead singer of Green Day.


• 10:34 PM: FickleFeline Makes me laugh that they all have kids now.


• 10:34 PM: Deaignmojo all old dudes and green day - wonder who will win this one!


• 10:34 PM: Stephanie Chris O'Donnell was my childhood crush.


• 10:34 PM: FickleFeline GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DAY


• 10:34 PM: FickleFeline really Stephanie? I was Tom Cruise all the way.


• 10:35 PM: FickleFeline best new artist...the curse.


• 10:35 PM: FickleFeline why have I never heard of the zach brown band?


• 10:35 PM: Stephanie Well, my first crush was George Michael. The first in a long line of gay loves.


• 10:35 PM: FickleFeline Stephanie, I have loved many a gay man.


• 10:36 PM: FickleFeline This year is all about mixing super old farts with the young kids. Where did they dig this guy up from ?


• 10:37 PM: FickleFeline And I have never heard of the great leon russell either.


• 10:37 PM: FickleFeline He looks like Willie Nelson's grandpa.


• 10:38 PM: FickleFeline oh wait, I know why I don't know these guys - COUNTRY.


• 10:38 PM: Deaignmojo He was the Justin bieber of the 1500's


• 10:39 PM: FickleFeline if only they had youtube back then. We could have seen him in his prime!


• 10:39 PM: FickleFeline i luvs me a good fiddle player. YEE HAW


• 10:39 PM: Stephanie I haven't got a hot clue who the Zach Brown Band is either. These days I pick up US Weekly and repeatedly ask myself why I waste money reading about people I've never even heard of. Geezers, I tell ya.


• 10:40 PM: FickleFeline You waste money because they are pretty to look at.


• 10:40 PM: Stephanie I bet he was hotter than Tom Cruise. LOL.


• 10:40 PM: FickleFeline don't be dissing Tommy in his prime.


• 10:40 PM: FickleFeline Taylor is performing next. Who's on Kanye?


• 10:42 PM: Stephanie Is he even there? If he is he's probably chained to his seat.


• 10:43 PM: FickleFeline maybe they'll zoom in on him for a laugh


• 10:44 PM: FickleFeline What was the Taylor Swift equivalent for us?


• 10:45 PM: Stephanie Debbie Gibson?


• 10:45 PM: FickleFeline Yeah, probably. But I wasn't that into her...


• 10:45 PM: FickleFeline and btw, that makes me feel really effin' old.


• 10:45 PM: Stephanie Me neither. Mind you, who would admit it?


• 10:46 PM: FickleFeline Taylor's guitar is pretty.


• 10:47 PM: FickleFeline i wore a dress, you wore a dark grey t-shirt, you told me I was pretty...


• 10:47 PM: FickleFeline yeah Ryan Seacrest, those are some deep lyrics alright.


• 10:47 PM: Deaignmojo FYI I have taylor swifts album on my iPod ;)


• 10:47 PM: FickleFeline see. old with young. Stevie Nicks? Are you KIDDING me?


• 10:48 PM: FickleFeline Taylor couldn't carry her booze in a bucket.


• 10:48 PM: Stephanie I am ashamed to admit that I was actually teary the other day in the car when one of her songs came on the radio. It made me all nostalgic for my teenage years.


• 10:48 PM: FickleFeline And she CAN'T sing her songs. Dear lord.


• 10:48 PM: Deaignmojo They've done this before. Tina turner with beyonce a few years back


• 10:48 PM: Stephanie Not good.


• 10:49 PM: FickleFeline Hey, I love that "No Air" song , I know what you mean. Beyonce and Tina tore it up. This is shit.


• 10:49 PM: Deaignmojo My what a short banjo u have sir


• 10:49 PM: FickleFeline Now Stevie is playing backup tambourine...


• 10:50 PM: FickleFeline hee hee


• 10:51 PM: FickleFeline I hope he doesn't feel like less of a man, what with the short banjo and all.


• 10:51 PM: FickleFeline oh Stevie, you be slummin'


• 10:52 PM: Deaignmojo Oh gaaad! Lional!


• 10:52 PM: FickleFeline yay Lionel! Lookin' gooooooooooooooood.


• 10:52 PM: FickleFeline He has a very talented surgeon.


• 10:53 PM: FickleFeline Smokie should go see him.


• 10:53 PM: Stephanie Very unflattering shot of Beyonce's cleavage. She needs some decolletage makeup or something.


• 10:53 PM: Deaignmojo Nice way to sneak in a DVD plug


• 10:53 PM: FickleFeline shit...where are my 3-d glasses?


• 10:54 PM: Deaignmojo 3d? Cmon!!! This is ridic!


• 10:54 PM: FickleFeline oh gad...Celine?


• 10:54 PM: FickleFeline "that kind of stuff really bothers me, I love trees"


• 10:55 PM: Stephanie Cuz we all have 3-D glasses within arms reach?


• 10:56 PM: FickleFeline I feel drunk watching this without 3-d glasses... so unfair.


• 10:56 PM: FickleFeline Carrie looks a bit bitter that Taylor is winning all the grammys tonight.


• 10:56 PM: Deaignmojo Jhud! She rocks


• 10:56 PM: FickleFeline Yeah she does.


• 10:57 PM: FickleFeline This 3-d thing is stoopid.


• 10:57 PM: FickleFeline Also, if this was truly a tribute to Michael, there would be dancing. Such a cop out.


• 10:58 PM: Deaignmojo It's the old school 3d glasses!


• 10:58 PM: Stephanie I guess only some people in the audience were deemed worthy of glasses.


• 10:58 PM: FickleFeline I bet everyone was given them, but only the real MJ fans are putting them on ;)


• 10:59 PM: Deaignmojo Thanks Grammys! I'm going crossed eyed now


• 10:59 PM: Stephanie It's like some sort of pseudo-religious inspirational video.


• 11:00 PM: FickleFeline so weird. I feel uncomfortable.


• 11:00 PM: FickleFeline can we take our non-existent glasses off now?


• 11:01 PM: FickleFeline let's parade his kids on stage now...dood.


• 11:01 PM: peihouses His daughter is beautiful


• 11:01 PM: FickleFeline She is! a stunner for sure.


• 11:02 PM: Stephanie Very pretty.


• 11:03 PM: FickleFeline Roberta Flack and Maxwell? It's like they put all the old people in one hat, and the young ones in another and picked one from each randomly...


• 11:03 PM: FickleFeline I would have liked to see that old guy who looked like Willie Nelson's grandpa with Maxwell. THAT would be awesome.


• 11:04 PM: FickleFeline or Smokie Robinson with...Lady Gaga.


• 11:05 PM: FickleFeline or Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus kissing.


• 11:05 PM: FickleFeline in wedding gowns.


• 11:07 PM: Stephanie Brutal.


• 11:08 PM: FickleFeline I dig Sheryl Crow. I have A LOT of her cds.


• 11:08 PM: FickleFeline and I think she has a couple of her cds hanging from her ears...


• 11:09 PM: designmojo I Have her first release - that's it


• 11:09 PM: FickleFeline I have...everything but her last few recordings. Also, Bon Jovi, still hot.


• 11:10 PM: FickleFeline I think he uses more mousse and hair spray than I did in the 80's.


• 11:10 PM: Stephanie Agreed. Still hot.


• 11:11 PM: FickleFeline these medleys are WEIRD.


• 11:11 PM: designmojo I like the dude with the shaggy curly blonde hair better.


• 11:11 PM: FickleFeline omg Chris!


• 11:11 PM: FickleFeline Who is this chick they just called on? Country singer, right?


• 11:11 PM: designmojo Aw it's Taylor swift in 5 years


• 11:12 PM: FickleFeline NOT NICE. It must be her mom.


• 11:12 PM: peihouses she sang on his album with him to this song


• 11:12 PM: peihouses forget her name


• 11:12 PM: designmojo Ha! Meee-ouch!


• 11:13 PM: FickleFeline she's rockin' those leather pants...


• 11:13 PM: FickleFeline he should have had Taylor on the album...would have sold more copies.


• 11:14 PM: FickleFeline woo! LIVING ON A PRAYER!!


• 11:14 PM: designmojo Everyone sing the chorus when it comes!


• 11:15 PM: FickleFeline I'm with ya bro! woah, we're half way there...


• 11:16 PM: FickleFeline poop. it was the abbreviated version.


• 11:16 PM: FickleFeline Mos Def and Domingo? Geez.


• 11:16 PM: designmojo Dang. Mos def is one frigging cool dude. Love him


• 11:16 PM: FickleFeline Lol - Mos Def: "I don't know why we ever broke up"


• 11:17 PM: FickleFeline his latest album is off the chain


• 11:17 PM: Stephanie Let me guess? Kanye West?


• 11:18 PM: FickleFeline hah


• 11:18 PM: FickleFeline So glad to see Rihanna win


• 11:18 PM: designmojo Kanye looks a bit shorter then usual


• 11:18 PM: Stephanie Cute kid. Is he Kanye's stand in?


• 11:19 PM: FickleFeline not sure...would have been good to introduce him!


• 11:19 PM: FickleFeline I am SO GLAD that Mary J is performing with...Bocelli?


• 11:19 PM: FickleFeline WHAT THE HELL?


• 11:19 PM: designmojo Can't believe eminem is still around


• 11:20 PM: Stephanie Don't be hating on Bocelli!


• 11:20 PM: FickleFeline i miss his old stuff...wish he still rapped like that


• 11:20 PM: FickleFeline I am merely commenting on the oddness of the pairing Stephanie


• 11:21 PM: designmojo He's still a good rapper. Just puts out too much stuff


• 11:22 PM: designmojo Like cheetos and red wine


• 11:22 PM: FickleFeline There will never be enough cheetos and red wine.


• 11:24 PM: FickleFeline I wonder if wyclef was slated to be on before the earthquake?


• 11:25 PM: Stephanie Ah, OK. I forgive. I think they sang together on Oprah around Christmas. Don't ask how I know that. It was good, I think.


• 11:27 PM: FickleFeline how did David Foster weasel his way in there?


• 11:27 PM: FickleFeline Now, in English!


• 11:28 PM: FickleFeline Who released "Bridge Over Troubled Water" this year?


• 11:31 PM: FickleFeline ooo Drake is going to perform. GO DEGRASSI


• 11:31 PM: designmojo Ohhh jeff beck - one of my fav guitar players


• 11:33 PM: FickleFeline and jeff bridges, one of my fav actors...


• 11:34 PM: FickleFeline I thought this was the grammys. I'm willing to bet there are as many actors there as there are "musicians"


• 11:37 PM: FickleFeline oh yay, old white dude is talking about Haiti instead of talking about how illegal downloads are going to keep his kids from going to college.


• 11:39 PM: FickleFeline OH SNAP! Here we go - we will not be disappointed!! Here we go, the illegal download speech! I TOLD YOU!


• 11:40 PM: FickleFeline Interesting...the audience will stand up for the Black Eyed Peas, but not the idea of paying for music.


• 11:40 PM: Stephanie I can't hear, damn it. Shane is making some racket with the pipes. Not the Scottish kind, the plumbing kind.


• 11:40 PM: FickleFeline I have a crush on Adam Sandler.


• 11:41 PM: Stephanie Really? We so have different taste in men!


• 11:41 PM: FickleFeline Um. Clearly.


• 11:41 PM: FickleFeline Old People Music! Dave Matthews Band. Lol.


• 11:42 PM: designmojo Dave is an amazing guitar player too


• 11:42 PM: designmojo I clearly listen to a lot of old people music


• 11:43 PM: FickleFeline yes, because you are on the verge of being old.


• 11:43 PM: Stephanie Yay geezers!


• 11:44 PM: FickleFeline those violin players backing him will probably make more tonight than they will for the rest of February...


• 11:44 PM: designmojo Wow he's rockin out


• 11:45 PM: FickleFeline yeah, best performance so far.


• 11:45 PM: Stephanie Agreed but I still say DMB is not "rock"


• 11:46 PM: FickleFeline I would agree with you on that.


• 11:46 PM: designmojo She bangs she bangs!


• 11:46 PM: FickleFeline not to worry...ummm...Maxwell and Roberta Flack are coming out soon


• 11:46 PM: Stephanie Lea Michele. How cute is she?!


• 11:46 PM: FickleFeline I want Adele to win.


• 11:47 PM: designmojo How surprising


• 11:47 PM: FickleFeline Beyonce didn't even look at Jay-z when she won...that was cold.


• 11:47 PM: FickleFeline also, her dress has a job unto itself holding her boobs in.


• 11:48 PM: FickleFeline LL!


• 11:50 PM: FickleFeline This is such a weird award show...they are really trying to make everyone happy, old and young, country lovers and everyone else... tough sell.


• 11:53 PM: Stephanie I want to see the Degrassi kid and then I'm taking my ass to bed.


• 11:55 PM: FickleFeline I have a soft spot for Maxwell.


• 11:55 PM: FickleFeline though I doubt he'll ever top Urban Hang Suite...


• 11:57 PM: designmojo Love Maxwell. Smooooooth


• 11:58 PM: FickleFeline that was a weird transition. And her face IS NOT moving...


• 11:59 PM: FickleFeline and Roberta's wig is really really bad.


• 11:59 PM: designmojo I'm enjoying this. Really nice


• 11:59 PM: FickleFeline she isn't evening holding the mic near her face...so sad.


• 12:01 AM: Stephanie Right, peeps. I'm out. Off to bed with me. Enjoy the rest of the show!


• 12:02 AM: designmojo Night!


• 12:02 AM: FickleFeline goodnight! I think I'm not far behind you...


• 12:03 AM: FickleFeline I wonder if the person sitting behind Lady Gaga is annoyed by her big hat?


• 12:04 AM: Raptors Devotee Hey, I thought this was Scott's basketball site celebrating with the Raps big win?


• 12:05 AM: FickleFeline lol. Nope. His wife!


• 12:06 AM: Raptors Devotee Oops, sorry. Enjoy the rest of the show. My wife is also reading a live blog, just not yours.


• 12:07 AM: FickleFeline that was a weird Jeff Beck performance...


• 12:07 AM: designmojo Typical jeff beck. Loved it


• 12:08 AM: FickleFeline I dug the singer


• 12:08 AM: designmojo She had cool hair


• 12:08 AM: FickleFeline true dat


• 12:10 AM: designmojo Is this the last performance coming up? Me tired


• 12:11 AM: FickleFeline alright, home stretch folks...


• 12:12 AM: FickleFeline Quintin looks ridiculous in that shirt.


• 12:12 AM: designmojo Popped collar? Yikes


• 12:12 AM: FickleFeline Drake - represent!


• 12:13 AM: designmojo What would happen if drakes album sucked? He's got too much hype now


• 12:14 AM: FickleFeline I know, right?


• 12:15 AM: FickleFeline more. live. autotune.


• 12:17 AM: FickleFeline I was hoping he'd do "You the F*ckin' Best"


• 12:17 AM: designmojo Yeah that's the jam!


• 12:17 AM: FickleFeline lots of bleeping though...lol.


• 12:19 AM: designmojo Not bad


• 12:19 AM: FickleFeline what a marathon...this has been a loooooooooooong show.


• 12:20 AM: designmojo Foreal! And only 3 awards shown on tv


• 12:20 AM: FickleFeline what's up with that?


• 12:21 AM: designmojo All ad space


• 12:21 AM: FickleFeline thumbs down.


• 12:22 AM: FickleFeline last award coming up. I think that it will go to... taylor.


• 12:24 AM: designmojo If beyonce is nom, then I say bey


• 12:24 AM: FickleFeline I hope it goes to her! If the Black Eyed Peas win I'll spit nails.


• 12:25 AM: FickleFeline John Legend and Santana should have performed together.


• 12:26 AM: FickleFeline I KNEW IT!


• 12:26 AM: designmojo Wow u called it! Nice


• 12:26 AM: FickleFeline Taylor all the way. It's all about the kiddos this year./


• 12:26 AM: designmojo Beyonce must be pissed!! Ha


• 12:27 AM: FickleFeline She needs to thank jesus.


• 12:27 AM: FickleFeline I'm sure she is. I would be if I were her.


• 12:28 AM: FickleFeline alright folks, ficklefeline out!


• 12:28 AM: designmojo That's a wrap

So You Think You Can Dance: Live Blog!

• 8:04 PM: FickleFeline 8pm EST - I'm live blogging SYTYCD. I can't dance. I know nothing about dance. But I know a good costume and tight buns when I see them. Come on by and join in on the fun!


• 8:05 PM: FickleFeline Hmmm....wondering if Cat is indeed preggers...that dress is fairly high waisted!


• 8:05 PM: FickleFeline But I'm guessing not....Jennifer? What do you think?


• 8:14 PM: FickleFeline Hip Hop w/Dave Scott...gangsta style


• 8:16 PM: FickleFeline Karla and Jonathon - By My Side...I'm not really feeling it, but maybe I'm just holding Jonathon's whiteness against him?


• 8:17 PM: FickleFeline It just doesn't feel like their hitting it very hard.


• 8:18 PM: FickleFeline I'm with Nigel...no danger


• 8:22 PM: FickleFeline Oooo a Mandy Moore Jazz routine!


• 8:22 PM: FickleFeline that's gonna be good


• 8:23 PM: FickleFeline I wonder if Asuka and Vitolio will bring it? They certainly look good...


• 8:28 PM: FickleFeline boom KAH boom KAH


• 8:30 PM: FickleFeline It feels like she is overthinking it...and stiff! It needs to be tougher!


• 8:34 PM: FickleFeline The judges sort of agree with me...though Nigel liked it.


• 8:44 PM: FickleFeline Melissa and Ade...doing some slow thing...seems low energy. What is UP this week??


• 8:48 PM: FickleFeline Mary is bananas. I clearly don't know what I'm talking about.


• 8:56 PM: FickleFeline Jeanette and Brandon - more hip hop - let's hope they bring it!


• 8:58 PM: FickleFeline They are a lot better than the other hip hop routine


• 8:58 PM: FickleFeline But why does she have to be dressed like a slut?


• 8:58 PM: FickleFeline Brandon has some mad skillz yo


• 9:08 PM: FickleFeline oooo....a waltz with my fav nutty Canadian


• 9:09 PM: FickleFeline Capono is going to have a hard time with this


• 9:10 PM: FickleFeline I love Kayla


• 9:10 PM: FickleFeline I don't love Jewel...though it looks like they styled her to look like Jewel. Unfortunate. Wow, I hate this song.


• 9:13 PM: FickleFeline Also...mint green? Boo.


• 9:14 PM: FickleFeline Yikes. Crazy lady just blew out my ear drum...hot tamale train, really??


• 9:23 PM: FickleFeline Mia Michaels - I just love her. This is going to be good.


• 9:23 PM: FickleFeline Evan and the booty girl...


• 9:24 PM: FickleFeline one of my fav couples


• 9:24 PM: FickleFeline That is a pretty glorious booty....


• 9:25 PM: FickleFeline and, I'm kind of rooting for this couple, them being the shorties of the competition


• 9:25 PM: FickleFeline cheeky...


• 9:25 PM: FickleFeline and there is a butt...


• 9:26 PM: FickleFeline harr....


• 9:26 PM: FickleFeline oh yeah, Randi...that's the booty girls name


• 9:29 PM: FickleFeline I like Mia's glasses...


• 9:29 PM: FickleFeline awh...memories of Twitch. Miss that guy!


• 9:30 PM: FickleFeline Caitlyn and Jason...hot looking outfits!!


• 9:31 PM: FickleFeline I'm still trying to figure out what is going on with Toni's hat...


• 9:32 PM: FickleFeline It looks sort of like a frisbie.


• 9:35 PM: FickleFeline Giddy up - let's go!


• 9:36 PM: FickleFeline I agree...soccer players ARE hot.


• 9:36 PM: FickleFeline Yeah - more Jean Marc!!


• 9:36 PM: FickleFeline Canada represent, yo!!


• 9:38 PM: FickleFeline Carmina Burana...the NFL theme song...


• 9:38 PM: FickleFeline They really aren't instilling a lot of confidence in me. They aren't dancing like they hate each other


• 9:39 PM: FickleFeline It seems very safe, like they aren't sure of the moves.


• 9:39 PM: FickleFeline Definitely bottom 3 for them.


• 9:39 PM: FickleFeline Ouch. That was awful.


• 9:41 PM: FickleFeline Nigel didn't like it, Mary liked it...hmmmm....


• 9:43 PM: FickleFeline Is it just me or are Jason's pecs a bit whacked out?


• 9:44 PM: FickleFeline 1 more couple to go. Last couple is usually strong - here's hoping!


• 9:45 PM: FickleFeline I'm hungry. Must be all of these skinny girls inspiring me to stay on my diet...


• 9:45 PM: FickleFeline That ice cream in the freezer is calling me...saying "Katrina...waltz on over here and dip into the mint chocolate chip"


• 9:47 PM: FickleFeline Phillip and Janeen...


• 9:47 PM: FickleFeline or however you spell her name. She would be an actress...of course.


• 9:48 PM: FickleFeline Broadway...not my favourite. But they have a prop, so that will be interesting.


• 9:49 PM: FickleFeline Tyce's facial hair kind of bugs me...


• 9:49 PM: FickleFeline I'd be nervous if I was her laying on that couch


• 9:49 PM: FickleFeline great glasses!! Super cute.


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline yeah - he made it!!


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline But I kind of feel like we just saw the best part?


• 9:50 PM: FickleFeline I love that her bangs aren't moving! I need me some of that hair spray.


• 9:51 PM: FickleFeline Those feathers are EVERYWHERE. Jebus.


• 9:52 PM: FickleFeline lol - his ass IS hanging out of his trousers!


• 9:53 PM: FickleFeline Ouch. Nigel is being a meanie.


• 9:54 PM: FickleFeline I am ready for this show to be over...I can't deal with any more Mary Murphy.


• 9:55 PM: FickleFeline and I have to pee. TMI?


• 9:55 PM: FickleFeline Toni things they did ok...I think this entire week was pretty weak overall.


• 9:56 PM: FickleFeline I wish I could vote...I'd vote for Randi and her booty.


• 9:58 PM: FickleFeline bottom 3 will be...Karla and Jonathan, Caitlin & Jason and Asuka and Vitolio...IMO, but I don't anything, so whatever...