Friday, November 11, 2005

The one night stand.

I don't look this good when I sleep
One thing that people don't tell you about being pregnant is that it is hard to sleep, mostly because you just can't get comfortable. Oh yeah, and the getting up 3 times a night to pee, that doesn't help either. For someone who has always been a stomach sleeper, this whole thing has been a challenge to say the least. After weeks of complaining, Scott bought me a body pillow to ease my pain. It's basically a super long pillow that you can cuddle up to and drape your leg over.

What's funny, is that it takes up a fair amount of space in bed, like about the size of another human adult. The first night of the body pillow commenced with Scott getting ready for bed, seeing the pillow (already tucked under the covers) and commenting "is there going to be room for me in there?". Once we both got into bed, I thought to myself, this is probably what a threesome is like, except without the flannel pyjamas and a lot more sex. Too bad for Scott, this is the closest he'll ever get.

I told Jennifer about out tight sleeping quarters and she said that one of her friends has a body pillow, which he has nicknamed "the one night stand". Somehow fitting, as when I came back to bed from one of many trips to the bathroom last night, there was Scott, embracing MY pillow. I strong armed it away from him, inserting myself between him and the pillow. Apparently I am a jealous and possessive woman. Later that night I woke up and Samba (aka "the princess and the pea") was on top of the pillow, attempting to nudge me away from it so that she could have it all for herself. It seems that there is much competition for my pillow. Since there is only room for one pillow, Scott and Samba are going to have to back off as the pregnant lady gets dibs.

6 comments:

  1. LOL! Shane and I are familiar with the body pillow experience. I think he was sad to see "her" go at the end of the pregnancy.

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  2. My humble name suggestions for your body pillow loverman. Yes it is a boy, not a girl.

    1. Puff Daddy
    2. Pee Diddy
    3. Jon Stewart (no explanation needed for this one)

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  3. Hey friend! I just created a new Scott & You picture on my blog. Yay.

    I've heard a lot of good things about these body pillows. Although I have no bun in the oven, I like to sleep comfortably. I am glad they are squishy and comfy. And apparently, very popular. Ha ha @ the cat!!

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  4. Anonymous1:33 PM

    Your blog is great! Especially your chronicles as new, pregnant lady.

    Keep it up!

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  6. ^ Gah!!

    For some reason I keep forgetting to make your avi with GREEN eyes. What on earf is wrong with me?

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