Friday, May 14, 2010

10 Reasons Every Woman Should Wear Crotchless Panties.

Somewhere between my first and second dose of cough syrup with codeine this afternoon, it came to me. Every woman should wear crotchless panties. Perhaps not all the time mind you. But for sure there should be at least one pair in every lady's lingerie drawer. It wasn't a fleeting thought either, I'll have you know. Even in my foggy state, I came up with what I consider to be ten solid reasons.

10 Reasons Every Woman Should Wear Crotchless Panties:

1. We're all looking to add a little spice in the boudoir. Trust me, crotchless panties = plenty o' spice.

2. You will never hear "that's nice, take it off" (no need, really...)

3. I dare you to not get turned on while wearing crotchless panties. Seriously.

4. They will absolutely lead to steamy, hot, mind blowing sex. Who doesn't need a little of that?

5. Your lady town will get a lot of fresh air. A good thing, no?

6. From a functionality perspective, this attire offers a lot of options (namely flexibility regarding geographical location of the getting down...Starbucks washroom anyone?).

7. There are crotchless panties for every shape and size (even us curvy ladies).

8. Even spanx come crotchless (though, I personally believe this is meant 100% for going to the washroom as it is really hard to get in and out of this body shaping garment).

9. Men have been rocking easy access openings for years, why shouldn't we?

10. You can order them online and be discrete about your purchase. No need to go into one of those "adult" type shops if you're worried about bumping into someone you know.

Can you think of any other reasons? I'm sure there are tonnes...


  1. Anonymous12:44 AM


  2. Nancy2:40 PM

    OMG, you are such a hilarious writer! What a fun post.:-)

  3. matt hoober6:11 PM

    Screw anonymous she/he's an idiot! I'm a very healthy in shape 49 year old male who can only speak for myself when I say this post is exactly what all woman should think and feel like when their in a pair of crotchless panties... You are obviously very healthy in the sex department, I'm jealous of you're husband, he's a lucky man. They say men are visual, I agree, but I'm telling you that was very arousing print coming from a housewife's private thought's... Ok I'll stop before you get a restraining order against me.... Big fan!

  4. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Hmmm. That Matt is quite a stud. I wonder what his wife Tiffney would say if she found out he's posting that kind of statement on a blog.

    No, wait, I KNOW what she would do!

    Can you say Wayne Bobbitt?


  5. Caroline12:24 PM

    Ha ha, Kat, that seems to be essentially ONE reason for wearing crotchless panties, ie: feel sexier and have more and better sex. Hmmm.... now that you mention it, not such a bad idea after all.......

  6. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Good conclusions but left out one thing quarter or shelf bra works for both of you every time. Leaves nipples exposed they get sensitive and hard and you get turned on. Show up for lunch flash your hubby and you both well be happier by the end of the day, nothing better then going at it with your cloathes on soo sexy.

  7. Don't knock it until you have tried it. My bf and I have a matched pair. And I do the shelf bra thing too.

  8. Anonymous12:07 PM

    If you are into lingerie, then crotchless panties allow the enjoyment without taking it off. Same for suspender or crotchless panty hose and shelf bras.

  9. i am satisfied with the quality of these panties. I think that they are cut a bit short and do not come to my natural waist line. I've washed them and they have not faded. The fabric could be of better quality. i would recommend

  10. Anonymous11:01 PM

    Nothing is better than crotchless and cupless bra feel free turns me on when i think i can wear this come home from work my husband go crazy

  11. Anonymous2:01 PM

    I think they can be used for safer sex...u never know what people are carrying around that could come in contact with your skin.

  12. I tried the crotchless panty and shelf bra thing for awhile too, but eventually decided they were still too much trouble. Completely bare underneath is the only way to go!! Your first day at work without a bra is really scary, but I've done it for years now, and see no reason to ever wear one again.

  13. Anonymous3:35 AM

    Crotchless panties are ok, but being completely commando under a short skirt is so much better. The feeling of the fresh air, and knowing that you are doing something naughty which could be exposed at any time is guaranteed to turn you on.
    I also love not wearing a bra. My tits are quite small so I don't really need one, but my nipples do stiffen at times, making it quite obvious that I'm braless. I love it when people notice.