Somewhere between my first and second dose of cough syrup with codeine this afternoon, it came to me. Every woman should wear crotchless panties. Perhaps not all the time mind you. But for sure there should be at least one pair in every lady's lingerie drawer. It wasn't a fleeting thought either, I'll have you know. Even in my foggy state, I came up with what I consider to be ten solid reasons.
10 Reasons Every Woman Should Wear Crotchless Panties:
1. We're all looking to add a little spice in the boudoir. Trust me, crotchless panties = plenty o' spice.
2. You will never hear "that's nice, take it off" (no need, really...)
3. I dare you to not get turned on while wearing crotchless panties. Seriously.
4. They will absolutely lead to steamy, hot, mind blowing sex. Who doesn't need a little of that?
5. Your lady town will get a lot of fresh air. A good thing, no?
6. From a functionality perspective, this attire offers a lot of options (namely flexibility regarding geographical location of the getting down...Starbucks washroom anyone?).
7. There are crotchless panties for every shape and size (even us curvy ladies).
8. Even spanx come crotchless (though, I personally believe this is meant 100% for going to the washroom as it is really hard to get in and out of this body shaping garment).
9. Men have been rocking easy access openings for years, why shouldn't we?
10. You can order them online and be discrete about your purchase. No need to go into one of those "adult" type shops if you're worried about bumping into someone you know.
Can you think of any other reasons? I'm sure there are tonnes...