Wednesday, April 27, 2005

If God Had a Shaft.

Okay, so before you do anything, you have to go and check out David Usher's website. It is surreal. Make sure you look at the Hi-Fi version and then sit and stare intently as the page loads. I have it on high authority that David Usher is a little bananas (I can't figure out if that makes him hotter than he already is or not...). I listened to the samples of his new cd "If God Had Curves" and quickly filed it in the "music for bedwetters" category right behind Cold Play. Not my cup of tea, but he sure is fine/doable.

Onto politics. As someone that voted Liberal in the last Federal election only out of fear that the Conservatives might actually win in our riding, and potentially assisting that awful homophobe Stephen Harper in becoming Prime Minister, I am absolutely THRILLED that Jack Layton and Paul Martin were able to come to an agreement to avoid another election. Got that Mincemeat Vixen? I would have voted NDP...meaning, despite my stirring the pot with my unions are not up-to-date post, I do actually lean to the left. While a minority government is not ideal, I actually think that their ability to work together to get stuff done is very positive. It isn't about making a "deal with the devil" as Harper would have you believe, it is about compromise and finding a middle ground that the majority can live with. That's Canada buddy. If you don't like it, move down to the US where folks ultimately get 2 choices, neither of which are fantastic.

Last word - American Idol. Dude. Paula, pull yourself together...he wasn't all that good. I think Simon needs to stop telling Scott Savol to pack his bags though, it's getting him the sympathy vote. So long Constantine. Despite what Paula says, you are not going to move on to great things, you are going to wallow in mediocrity and then fade away and turn to dust. Pitchy dust at that.

22 comments:

  1. Ya ya, you don't have to rub it in...I'm moving to the States as soon as possible...

    Bye, Canada!

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  2. Oh, I always end up getting the A.I. news from your blog when I get home from teaching. Damn it, does that Savol dude have a horseshoe up his ass or what?

    Now Constantine will have to go home and hang out with the band he quit to come to Hollywood. And those rock boys are going to laugh at him. Oh dear.

    J.

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  3. That Scott Savol dude will not win, he will eventually get voted off, along with the blond sloppy seconds of Clay Aitken also known as Anthony F.

    If I were Constantine's band, I would let him back in, because it would get the band a lot of attention, but I would make him carry all my shit.

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  4. word to big bird on that shit. constantine is a waste of matter. He needs to stop staring into the camera like Rain Man, and concentrate on singin in key. As long as Vonzell and the no personality Carrie are in it, justice has won for another day.

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  5. As I promised in your other post, I will sleep like a baby tonight. :D

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  6. I MUST SAY THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE THINGS I HAVE EVER READ. TO JUDGE PEOPLE SO CANDILY CAN ONLY MEAN YOU'RE SEEKING TO USE STRONG WORDS AND HARSH JUDGEMENTS TO COMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING THAT IS NOT THERE. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A FULL HEAD TO FOOT PICTURE OF YOU BEING THAT YOUR PERFECT AND THE REST OF THE WORLD IS NUTS. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR BREASTS SAG WHEN YOUR BEARING CHILD? LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SO NASTY, CRUDE, JUGEMENTAL AND BITTER. BY ANY CHANCE, DID JOY BEHAR POP YOU OUT OF HER UTERUS?

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  7. MY OH MY THE MORE I READ THIS BLOG AND WHAT KAT HAS TO SAY I WOULD LOVE FOR TWO THINGS TO HAPPEN: 1) KAT TO POAT A PICTURE THAT EXPOSES THE HOT, AMAZING BODY KAT MUST HAVE IN ORDER TO HOLD EVERYONE TO SUCH GRAND STANARDS (BUT WAIT AHHH NOW I KNOW WHY SHE ONLY POSTED A HEADSHOT OF HERSELF WITH THE HOTTEST, HOTTIE, HUSBAND OF ALL TIME); 2) A DEMO OF KAT'S SEXY, AMAZING, PERFECT PITCH VOICE BEING SEE SEEMS TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SINGING WITH ALL OF THE ESTEEMED AND INSIGHTFUL ADVISE THAT SHE GAVE TO THE IDOL CONTESTANTS! TOM OUT!!!!!!

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  8. ONE FINAL THING:
    IT SEEMS YOU ARE LIVING IN CANADA: THANK GOD AND GOD BLESS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLLD, AMERICA! TOM OUT AGAIN!

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  9. Hey! The more I read Tom's comments you know what I WOULD love to happen? For Tom to learn how to fucking spell. Let's not even get in to the fact that his little diatribe makes no sense - because CLEARLY this is a man looking for SOMEONE to pay attention to him - but shit, if you're going to leave multiple poorly constructed comments on someone's blog, at least let them not be riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. It just cements our impression of "Tom" as someone with very limited intelligence.

    Oh and Kat, I KNEW you'd never vote conservative! ;) You fucking rock.

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  10. Lol. Where do I begin? I guess when you start building an audience, the the nut jobs come out of the woodwork.

    Uncle Tom #1 - You fucking hypocrite. Are you judging my judging?? If you don't like it, don't read it.

    Uncle Tom #2 - I am a hot piece of ass and I would blow your mind. But clearly you prefer men as you think my husband is hot (which he totally is). Also, I do have perfect pitch - I am a wicked singer with 6 years of formal education and I have every right to have an opinion and to share it.

    Tom #3 - you are the reason I do not live in the US. You are also the reason that Scott Savol was in the top 3 last night.

    Vixen - you are the bomb, thanks for having my back.

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  11. LMAO at you calling him Uncle Tom.

    MADE MY DAMN DAY!!! bwah ha ha ha.
    Ok, this guy is the reason why I DON'T want to move to the U.S.... but I'm going anyway.

    p.s. Not believing in gay marriage doesn't automatically make you a homophobe.

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  12. Oh ya, and to add... I checked out that "Uncle Tom" guy's site (snicker). He ain't even cute.

    Whatevuh. Don't worry about this one, Katress.

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  13. can't...breathe....laughing...too...hard...

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  14. I always take someone seriously when they type all in caps. *rolls eyes*

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  15. I just woke the f*ck up. That was hilarious. Ahhh...I hate that they allow computers in mental institutions. haha

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  16. What?!? Inmates got internet access? Damn, America the beautiful indeed.

    Tom, a little piece of advice from a commie pinko canuck bastard like myself.... STFU! I bet you got a hard on writing all that shit in Kat's comment section. After you wipe down the keyboard, remind yourself again, why you decided to give your opinion when no one fucking asked for it.

    Have a nice day, I hope you catch anthrax, you limp dicked bastard!

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  17. ^ Starfoxx, you haven't heard of sites like these: http://www.inmate-connections.com/

    And you wonder why some people don't want to give up on the jail life; they seem to get better services then some of the people that are working hard, trying to make ends meet!

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  18. Wow, what kind of insane person repeatedly reads a blog by someone who offends him so much? And the all-caps thing? What is wrong with this guy?

    I would insult him more eloquently, but I am too hungry to think creatively and I couldn't ever say it better than: "Have a nice day, I hope you catch anthrax, you limp dicked bastard!"

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  19. I was going to disregard Tom's comments, but then I saw that they wer e in all caps. Suddenly he seems eloquent.

    $10 says he voted for Bush. They often get tripped up by the caps lock key.

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  20. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Tom said: "I MUST SAY THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE THINGS I HAVE EVER READ."

    Apparently Tom doesn't read much if he finds this blog "OFFENSIVE". If he read Tony Pierce, his head might explode.

    Tom: Kat is just as entitled to her opinion as you are entitled to be a fucknozzle. That's the beauty of America, right? Unless you're one of those people who thinks freedom of speech doesn't apply to everyone. And hey, Kat and I are in Canada, so you could always just invade us. We've got lotsa oil up here.

    Cheers,
    Scott

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  21. The use of all caps in a long diatribe such as Tom's, is a symptom of a diseased mind. Seek help.

    By the way, Tommy Boy, Kat is a damn fine looking woman. She married my brother, who shares my impeccable taste in women.

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