Monday, April 25, 2005

Pssst...don't drink the water, pass it on.

Well, we just found out a few hours ago that a good friend of ours is "in the family way" (aka knocked up/expecting/up the stump). It's a little early for grand announcements so we will conceal her identity for another month or so. Needless to say, we are absolutely thrilled for her (and her husband, though his work really is done and all of her's is ahead). So, congratulations Mrs. and Mr. XYZ and your Christmas Baby.

Now, about Britney. Hooza! What can one really say? Let me take a shot. Talk about letting it all go. This girl does not care about anything. Not her hair, not her clothes, not her boobs (her poor boobs - don't they look sad?). They're all "Hey Britney, we are sore and saggy and it is not fun down here at your waist, can you hoist your sisters back up please?". Okay, maybe they aren't saying that, but for the love of all things holy girl, put a bra on.

10 comments:

  1. it just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl. she is officially a waste chick now. WASTE!

    *commence the teeth kissing*

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  2. Excuse me while I pinch myself just to make sure that I *am* about to defend Britney Spears:

    I feel so sorry for her. She's plucked from relative obscurity at age 14/15 and paraded around and made to look/act/dress/be sexualized like a grown woman from such a young age. Imagine what your self esteem/self image would be if almost every part of your existence from age 15 on was not only focused on looking "pretty", but also appearing to be ripe, willing, and ready to jump into bed with age-inappropriate men at any moment.

    I know "she got herself into it" by wanting to be famous/part of Hollywood but what the hell do you really know about who you are or what you want to be when you're 15. At 15 I wanted to be a career Swiss Chalet waitress! Then she's pretty much solely responsible for keeping the family finances going from that point on, and don't tell me there there wasn't significant parental pressure to keep doing it.

    So give a little love to Britney. Poor thing's been told how to look and be for so long, if she wants to let her tits hang down to her ankles and dress in paper sacks I think she's got a right to do it.

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  3. I have to say that I agree with Ms. Vixen up there. AND what is even stranger is that I too wanted to be a career Swiss Chalet waitress when I was oh...12! I loved the little Swiss dresses they wore. Perhaps that is the reason I crave Swiss Chalet still to this day...ugh.

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  4. I agree with y'all on allowing Britney to let it all hang out. But somehow I can't feel totally sorry for her. I dont care about how she wants to look, let her dress how she wants.

    But I am pissed with having her no-talent ass forced down my throat for more than five years. I had to endure manufactoured pop, and the preposterous thinking that SHE was the ideal women. My little niece was sucked up into her web of lies, thinking that Britney was the epitome of greatness. BLAH!

    What this proves is that Britney is a mortal. A regular person who lets it all go during her pregnancy like everyone else. But I agree with feeling bad for her, being a celebrity doesnt mean that you love having cameras stalk you from all angles either...

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  5. ditto ditto ditto to all of the above...keep up the hilarious social commentary...i love your blog

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  6. Hmmm...I don't feel sorry for Britney, nope I don't. She has actually been in the spotlight since she was a little kid (Mickey Mouse Club) and she has been thrown in my face as the feminine ideal for years. Now, if she wants to let it all hang out that's cool, but you know I'm going to have something to say about it.

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  7. ^^ WORD!! I co-sign with you Kat..

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  8. ^^ WORD!! I co-sign with you Kat..

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  9. I have no sympathy for Britney. She can leave the game anytime she wants to, but she chooses not to...for a reason. Don't think she's naive and doesn't know what she's doing. Every move is a cleverly plotted business decision to generate buzz.

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  10. No sympathy for Britney.
    No sympathy for the devil.

    *NEXT*

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