Monday, April 25, 2005

Pssst...don't drink the water, pass it on.

Well, we just found out a few hours ago that a good friend of ours is "in the family way" (aka knocked up/expecting/up the stump). It's a little early for grand announcements so we will conceal her identity for another month or so. Needless to say, we are absolutely thrilled for her (and her husband, though his work really is done and all of her's is ahead). So, congratulations Mrs. and Mr. XYZ and your Christmas Baby.

Now, about Britney. Hooza! What can one really say? Let me take a shot. Talk about letting it all go. This girl does not care about anything. Not her hair, not her clothes, not her boobs (her poor boobs - don't they look sad?). They're all "Hey Britney, we are sore and saggy and it is not fun down here at your waist, can you hoist your sisters back up please?". Okay, maybe they aren't saying that, but for the love of all things holy girl, put a bra on.

8 comments:

  1. it just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl. she is officially a waste chick now. WASTE!

    *commence the teeth kissing*

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  2. I agree with y'all on allowing Britney to let it all hang out. But somehow I can't feel totally sorry for her. I dont care about how she wants to look, let her dress how she wants.

    But I am pissed with having her no-talent ass forced down my throat for more than five years. I had to endure manufactoured pop, and the preposterous thinking that SHE was the ideal women. My little niece was sucked up into her web of lies, thinking that Britney was the epitome of greatness. BLAH!

    What this proves is that Britney is a mortal. A regular person who lets it all go during her pregnancy like everyone else. But I agree with feeling bad for her, being a celebrity doesnt mean that you love having cameras stalk you from all angles either...

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  3. ditto ditto ditto to all of the above...keep up the hilarious social commentary...i love your blog

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  4. Hmmm...I don't feel sorry for Britney, nope I don't. She has actually been in the spotlight since she was a little kid (Mickey Mouse Club) and she has been thrown in my face as the feminine ideal for years. Now, if she wants to let it all hang out that's cool, but you know I'm going to have something to say about it.

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  5. ^^ WORD!! I co-sign with you Kat..

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  6. ^^ WORD!! I co-sign with you Kat..

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  7. I have no sympathy for Britney. She can leave the game anytime she wants to, but she chooses not to...for a reason. Don't think she's naive and doesn't know what she's doing. Every move is a cleverly plotted business decision to generate buzz.

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  8. No sympathy for Britney.
    No sympathy for the devil.

    *NEXT*

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