Wednesday, March 30, 2005

I'm a slaaaaaaaave for you.

I hate puntable dogs and wankstersI woke up this morning to the sound of a car alarm going off outside my bedroom window. That was great, especially since I have had a headache for the past two days and the alarm continued honking for over an hour. Good times. Makes me even more cranky, which leads to me being judgmental. Britney Spears is such a fucking car wreck, and once again I can't look away. I look at her and all I can think is "you poor, stupid, uneducated girl. Why would you want to marry someone who is willing to leave his pregnant wife baby mama and child for you? Do you really want that type of man? I mean, how will you feel when he does this to you?" It looks to me, from this picture, that Tony Pierce is right and Britbot is in fact 'expecting'. I suppose that at least when her wankster of a husband deserts her and moves to Vegas to live off of whatever they agreed to in their prenup she will have her millions of dollars to wipe away her tears with. It could be worse, she could be trashy and broke, instead of trashy and loaded. If I were Justin Timberlake, I would be feeling mighty relieved that I didn't end up tied to this crazy girl. If I were Christina Aguilera, I'd be all "yeah, look at you now - - HAHAHAHAHAHA".


  1. I totally agree. What made this young cute girl, in her prime...hook up with a dork that left his wife and kids, just to get lazy and pregnant. I wonder if she eventually makes a comeback, if she will be as popular?

  2. That girl's ruined for life. She coulda had a lot of guys, but stuck herself with some trailer park trash. That's what you call a stupid decision.

  3. BS (pun intended) is the ultimate proverbial train wreck. Honestly, I don't care about her....Actually, what I do care about are the bad things that happen to her. The media has brainwashed me into caring. So, she gets knocked up by a dude who left his wifey/children. Was she so desperate for love? TPT does not even come close to describing this couple. Why is his ass on the cover of DETAILS? Crap. I believe my brain just exploded...

  4. BWAH HA HA HAHA! This post was so great!!

    Yeah I think the jackass is preggers. There's no way she could be gettin' high off the pig and got chubby in such a short time.
    Her and her stank-ass husband need to go somewhere for a hot minute and stop assaulting my eyes, guy. I was reading that they both STINK (like, B.O.) and I believe it. Stank asses!

    You called it right on Christina and Justin! BWAH HA HA. They who laugh last...laugh best!

    Oh yah, Britney's husband wasn't married to Shar Jackson. That chick ain't right upside her head either. She has TWO keeds with this stank-ass man and she has TWO MO' from another relationship. Good Lord Jesus keep me near the cross!

  5. Oh gosh girl, now I done and went and Googled this girl... I found pictures of her taking her 'stepdaughters' out. Good lawd...she was trying to do the little girl's hair!


  6. OMG last thing...

    Goodness, y'all see the name of stank-asses' 2nd child?

    Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline

    *falls off chair*

  7. Soli you done made my day.

  8. HAHAHA! Agreed.

    Did anyone else hear of Brit's big plans for her husband?

    Okay, wait for this...


    She's working on turning Kevin into a big hip-hop musician.

    I'm being serious here.

    LAWD, some people are just messed up.