Does the idea of Jessica Simpson screaming the carols make you feel all warm and fuzzy and Christmasy inside? Nah, me neither. I am oddly fascinated with her though - I don't really understand her relationship with her guy Nick. Scott says that Nick probably puts up with her stupid-ass-bubble-head-self because she looks like a porn star (a really pretty one). To quote the white teenage girls Scott met on the GO Train last week, my response was "true, true". I mean, if they can be all hardcore/gangsta, I certainly can. So, back to Christmas...today Scott and I went to the Bay with his folks to do a little Christmas shopping. I am not really sure what presents I bought or were bought for me, but I know I got a brand spankin' new red wool jacket and a pair of new leather high heeled boots. I am going to look super awesome in them. Awesome. This is my "congratulations for getting a job at the xbi" gift to myself. Tonight I have a bit of packing to do (and by a bit I mean a lot). I tend to bring much more than I need...plus there's all the gifts for my family, and I need to have room for all the gifts I'm going to bring back with me. Anyway, if you need to reach me, email me, I'll be checking in regularly and I will, of course, be blogging (you didn't think you were going to get off that easily, did you?). Now, time for the Raptors game and then to bed early (7:30am flight tomorrow morning!).
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Those boots were made for walkin' and flyin' . . . to BC! We need to talk.
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ReplyDeleteBubblehead.. my word! (hahahah I love it... that's what I could call her too!)
ReplyDeleteNick Lachey... he's a bubblehead as well.
Leather high heeled boots... sounds nice. And I LOVE The Bay.
Yeah, I got bubblehead from you :-) The boots are awesome - though they made me take them off at the security check point in Toronto and wanted to shove them through the xray machine without putting them in a bin to protect them. I was all, shoot, my purse isn't even close to as expensive as those boots and you put it in a bin. I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO PUT MY BRAND NEW BOOTS IN A BIN BE-ATCH! So, they didn't like it, but they did it. And then when I got through to the other side, I stood right there and leaned on their stupid machine and took my time putting my boots back on. That slowed them right down, assholes.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't kick her outta bed :D
ReplyDeleteKat, I saw a bit of that dumb carol routine, and turned it off in disgust after some dude licked (yes, that's correct, *licked* wholely/totally/bottom-to-top, Nick Lachey's underarm in a "deodorant" commercial type thing they had as part of the show. How rotten!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA!!! (falls off chair) You had a "AWW-in-the-airport" experience!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteI've heard about women wearing high heels in the airport. Before I left for England my supervisor told me to wear flats. She said she's had to take her shoes off when going on the plane... coincidentally, she was going to BC as well.
AWW?
ReplyDeleteRemember I was telling you about the quiz I took... The ABW quiz. Angry Black Woman. The ABW's counterpart is her sister in crime, the Angry White Woman. The woman who isn't necessarily angry all the time, but will put you in your place and doesn't tolerate any smack.
ReplyDeleteTwo guns in the air!
gun finga in da air! Woot.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was an angry white woman. Especially when on the plane, the stupid stewardess gave me a lecture for going to use the restroom when the fasten seatbelt light was on (even though there hadn't been turbulence for like an hour). I was all, listen, it's done now, and it was an emergency - no turbulence was going to stop my business from doing its business. Stupid women - the only thing keeping me from my seat at that point was her flappin' her pie hole at me.
Kat sed: "gun finga in da air! Woot."
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! MAN, you done made a sista almost CHOKE on her late night snack (a nice chicken McNugget...with some Mac fries. Praise God.)
Oh lawd....they were trying to school ya on the plane? Nuh tek it girl, nuh tek it! (translation: don't take their shiznit)
I know, I was all listen, that nuh mek it!
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
ReplyDeleteNO MORE KARDINAL OFFICIAL FE YOU!!!
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Hey Kat! I just got home and am catching up on everyone's blogging - congratulations on the job! That is so great, you can have a present-laden holiday after all!
ReplyDeletePS - I am wierdly obsessed with watching Jessica Simpson too, I don't know EXACTLY why. Jackson doesn't understand it, but somehow it makes me feel superior - like, she may have a WAY better body than me, and have WAY more money than me, and be all creepy-pretty (I know people think she's pretty but I think she looks crazy) but at least I'm smarter. Or so I tell myself.
She is like a car accident - you simply can't look away. Her sister is even worse though...if that is possible!
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