Saturday, December 04, 2004

Christmas Blog #4.

Does the idea of Jessica Simpson screaming the carols make you feel all warm and fuzzy and Christmasy inside? Nah, me neither. I am oddly fascinated with her though - I don't really understand her relationship with her guy Nick. Scott says that Nick probably puts up with her stupid-ass-bubble-head-self because she looks like a porn star (a really pretty one). To quote the white teenage girls Scott met on the GO Train last week, my response was "true, true". I mean, if they can be all hardcore/gangsta, I certainly can. So, back to Scott and I went to the Bay with his folks to do a little Christmas shopping. I am not really sure what presents I bought or were bought for me, but I know I got a brand spankin' new red wool jacket and a pair of new leather high heeled boots. I am going to look super awesome in them. Awesome. This is my "congratulations for getting a job at the xbi" gift to myself. Tonight I have a bit of packing to do (and by a bit I mean a lot). I tend to bring much more than I there's all the gifts for my family, and I need to have room for all the gifts I'm going to bring back with me. Anyway, if you need to reach me, email me, I'll be checking in regularly and I will, of course, be blogging (you didn't think you were going to get off that easily, did you?). Now, time for the Raptors game and then to bed early (7:30am flight tomorrow morning!).
Christmas Blog #1 | Christmas Blog #2 | Christmas Blog #3


  1. Anonymous9:36 p.m.

    Those boots were made for walkin' and flyin' . . . to BC! We need to talk.


  2. Yeah, I got bubblehead from you :-) The boots are awesome - though they made me take them off at the security check point in Toronto and wanted to shove them through the xray machine without putting them in a bin to protect them. I was all, shoot, my purse isn't even close to as expensive as those boots and you put it in a bin. I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO PUT MY BRAND NEW BOOTS IN A BIN BE-ATCH! So, they didn't like it, but they did it. And then when I got through to the other side, I stood right there and leaned on their stupid machine and took my time putting my boots back on. That slowed them right down, assholes.

  3. Anonymous6:54 p.m.

    Kat, I saw a bit of that dumb carol routine, and turned it off in disgust after some dude licked (yes, that's correct, *licked* wholely/totally/bottom-to-top, Nick Lachey's underarm in a "deodorant" commercial type thing they had as part of the show. How rotten!

  4. gun finga in da air! Woot.

    Yes, I was an angry white woman. Especially when on the plane, the stupid stewardess gave me a lecture for going to use the restroom when the fasten seatbelt light was on (even though there hadn't been turbulence for like an hour). I was all, listen, it's done now, and it was an emergency - no turbulence was going to stop my business from doing its business. Stupid women - the only thing keeping me from my seat at that point was her flappin' her pie hole at me.

  5. I know, I was all listen, that nuh mek it!

  6. She is like a car accident - you simply can't look away. Her sister is even worse though...if that is possible!