Wednesday, December 15, 2004

I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend.

Before I forget...gotta mention that I am very disappointed that Google didn't list Gwen's official website as its first ranking when I searched on her name....gwenstefani.net came up and the nodoubt.com came up, but no gwenstefani.com. Damn. Get it together folks - we're counting on you! Anyway, whatev. I was talking with one of my friends today about Gwen Stefani. We both agreed that she is super hott and super sexy. But she can't sing worth a damn. And it totally doesn't matter. (See previous comments for reasons.) She is brilliant in her own right, and a fucking rock star by anyone's standard. Sure the boys in No Doubt have to produce the hell out of her vocal tracks, but it doesn't matter. She's quirky and has personality x 10. I have every single one of No Doubt's CDs...well, not the first one, but I believe that between Scott and I we own 2 copies of Tragic Kingdom. I am hoping to get a copy of "Love, Angel, Music, Baby" for a certain holiday coming up...I've heard mixed reviews, but I know it will be awesome. And yes, her husband is a bit of a self-indulgent wanker, but WHO CARES? I suspect that at some point in the near future there will be a baby Gwen and I am predicting she will have a messed up name like...Possum. You heard it here first.

10 comments:

  1. I would TOTALLY have sex with Gwen Stefani. And she did some work on her solo album with Andre 3000. Ohhh. Andre 30000..... Ohhhh. Gwen Stefani.

    But I preferred her when she wasn't as fancy. I think she looked the best in that David LeChappel (Sp?) video with the pink hair. Did you see her wedding dress? It was the COOLEST wedding dress ever. If I was going to get married I would just copy the damn thing.

    I am so ashamed to admit that I fucking LOVE that Simple Kind of Life song, and I find myself identifying with parts of it, oh how the mighty fall...

    And you're so right, her husband is HORRIBLE. What does she see in him?

    ReplyDelete
  2. What a coincidence! I would totally have sex with Gwen Stefani too. I love her cover of Talk Talk's "It's My Life." I liked the original version, but I like her's even more.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oh my God. I just realized I made an apostrophe catastrophe in my previous comment. I've become the kind of person I hate! I'll blame it on the fact my reason was temporarily clouded by lewd and lascivious fantasies of Gwen Stefani.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I think it's a given that EVERYONE would have sex with Gwen Stefani if they could, except for Jen because she's too indie. I also REALLY like that It's My Life song too.

    PS - Kat, don't you think that Foot is starting to write like a girl, what with all the "totally"'s and stuff? I think you might need to add some manly blogs to your rotation, Foot, or you may find yourself menstruating in the near future. And if you do start, try the Kotex "Black" thong pads, they're TOTALLY great.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I guess I'm the odd one out because I wouldn't have sex with her. I'm straight.

    Anyway, I downloaded her album and you're right, Kat. She can't sing a lick but she's cool. I liked her since she paired up with Eve on "Blow Ya Mind."

    And that's about it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Hey! Hey! I can speak for myself, thank you very much! I would not have sex with Gwen Stefani, but not because I am "too indie" (I bought the Avril Lavigne album, ok?) I do not find her attractive. Cool, yes. Sexy, no. Nyah.

    J.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Well, for the record, I wouldn't have sex with her either, I just appreciate her cool factor.

    Yes, HRabbit - Foot is sounding a little girly there...

    Soli - I think she sounds wicked in her recordings, but shite live.

    J - nice to see you back! Guess who I saw in Indigo tonight? yup...'col...I was all, can you help me find this book...and they didn't have it, so she suggested another book store...and she was right - they had it!

    ReplyDelete
  8. That's great! I'm glad you recognized each other. And glad to see 'Col steering business away from Indigo! Hee hee hee...

    J.

    ReplyDelete
  9. I'm sorry, were you women folk saying something? I was too busy bench pressing 220 lbs. Now I'm gonna sit back with a cigar and a bottle of rotgut whiskey and watch "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" and "The Magnificent Seven" back to back. Wait a minute, these aren't my movies! Alright, who switched my movies for "Pricilla, Queen of the Desert" and "The Birdcage"?! Come on now, fess up!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Okay, well apparently Foot and I are the only ones sleeping with Gwen Stefani. But Ladies, I do think you're missing out. I bet after sex you could get her to share make-up tips and she would show you how she gets her eyebrows so even.

    ReplyDelete